AN IMPARTIAL OPINION ON THE "TORAH CODES"

Bruce David Wilner
June 1997 (last updated October 1999)

"Eliyahu Rips" "Doron Witztum" "Yoav Rosenberg" "Michael Drosnin" "Bible code" "Torah code"

 

I recently read Michael Drosnin's new book, The Bible Code (New York: Simon and Schuster, 1997). Being entranced by the concept but simultaneously disappointed at the author's casual style and handy buzzword-mongering, I hunted down and digested all the related resources on the Internet, including the original paper by Witztum, Rips, and Rosenberg that forms an appendix to Drosnin's book, a testimonial by an NSA cryptographer, and an analysis by a noted scholar of statistical pattern recognition.

Here are some of the problems I have with Drosnin's claims:

Now, here are some of my opinions on the "erudite" commentaries found on the Internet:

I am not a skeptic for skepticism's sake. The claims are utterly fantastic, and it would thrill me if they were true. But it's going to take a bit more than a handful of buzzwords, some probabilistic calculations of an extremely narrowly defined experiment, and a lay author's glib statements that the computer science and the mathematics are flawless to convince me.

For those who might be wondering, I am an electrical engineer and computer scientist with a significant background in pattern recognition. I am also a highly competent mathematician, linguist, and Scripturist. The reason that the authors are able to shepherd such fantastic claims past the general public is that the average reader does not combine expertise in all of these fields (nor, in fact, does the average "expert" critic). I, however, do.

I have invited Dr. Eliyahu Rips, via e-mail, to send me a copy of the on-line Hebrew text that he analyzed, and to answer my challenge that (a) the linguistic analysis is very loose, and (b) his choice of what to look for, and what not to look for, in the Bible code is influenced by something more personal and ethnocentric than scientific purism (viz., it avoids any search for Messianic references). I eagerly await his response. (As of October 1997—four months after this Web site was published, indexed, and cited in the London Guardian, the Rio de Janeiro O Globo, and Der Spiegel—my challenge stands unanswered. Dr. Rips has published a Web page that cites mine and attempts to offer some rationale, but I was not impressed by it.)

Greg Holland recently submitted the following gems, which demonstrate how we were forewarned of the untimely fates of famous people in the news—had we only paid attention to Robert Louis Stevenson's Treasure Island! Note that "Lady Di" intersects "commended my spirit to its Maker," while "Kennedy" intersects "all tumbled down," an obvious reference to his tragic plane crash.

(I conducted my own experiments into Equidistant Letter Sequences, too. Click here to read the brief Java program I wrote and examine a sample run.)

Make sure to read the latest nonsense site, "Theomatics," with a grain of salt. The authors apply the age-old technique of gematria, where numeric values are ascribed to individual letters of the Hebrew alphabet and each word thereby assigned a numeric sum, to demonstrate the underlying mathematical structure of the Old Testament. Once again, the argument is poorly constructed and misleading. The authors note with astonishment how the gematria values of closely related words and phrases are identical. This "astonishing" fact is merely a result of the triconsonantal structure of the Hebrew language: conceptually related words have similar structures. So, if the three words GITBASH, UGTABESH, and G'TBUSHA (fictitious words) are linguistically related, they naturally have the same gematria value, as they differ only in diacritical marks, which are not letters and therefore do not contribute to the gematria sum of the word. (An interesting point: the diacritical marks, known as "vowel points," technically aren't part of the Hebrew language. They were added during the Middle Ages so that lay readers could properly pronounce the sometimes sophisticated vocabulary of the Old Testament, and their ingenious design embellishes—without actually modifying or damaging—the holy alphabet.)

Watch out, now, because the situation becomes even more bogus. When modification of a word changes its gematria value from, say, 77 to 577, the authors note with relish how God ensured that the 77 part would keep popping up. The authors fail to note that, if an inflection of a word adds new letters, these have an 18% chance of changing the gematria value by merely adding a multiple of 100 (since four of the 22 Hebrew letters have the values 100, 200, 300, and 400). When the authors' explanation doesn't quite fit, they introduce some nonsense about gematria values "clustering" close to God's perfect value. Of course, adding any letter from aleph through teth only adds from 1 to 9 to the gematria value, so, if the starting value is nice and large (say, 1,000), adding 9 doesn't perturb it much. How clever! Let's see: 18% of the data (4 out of 22 letters) fit perfectly, solely due to the structure of the Hebrew language; the 41% of the data that do not fit the authors' scheme are simply not discussed; and the remaining 41% (9 out of 22 letters) that "sort of" fit are explained away as evidence of the "clustering" phenomenon, which statisticians would refer to as "fudge factor" or "bullshit." (There is indeed a "clustering" that is referred to by statisticians, but that is a technique for grouping data points in an N-dimensional Kotelnikoff space into disjoint sets so that a linear discriminant function for taxonomy of future samples can be derived. This is obviously quite unrelated to pseudo-scientific explanations of underlying numerical structures of holy texts.) Even in an incredibly common case—that of pluralizing a noun—the masculine plural typically adds yodh-mem (value: 50), while the feminine plural appends vav-tav (value: 406) or, in some cases, merely tav (value: 400). We are instructed to ignore the 50 and the 400 (ooh, what nice round numbers!), while the 6 is chalked up to the clustering phenomenon. Hold your horses, folks, because that 400 and that 50 figure into another astonishing find: if we take their quotient—eight—we get the value of the letter cheth, which is the first letter in the Hebrew word chazut, meaning "revelation." (Of course, it is also the first letter in the Hebrew word choken, which means "enema.")

For my latest rantings about this topic, click here.

 

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